what do you get when you cross a dog with a soldier?

A pooper trooper

Low low, in the ground lived a groundhog named

Po. He liked mow liked to mow the lawn and then pounce on the sofa. Then his friend Stow woukd come to cook on his Stove.

more jokes

O.K. two more jokes for today both on a separated page hope you laugh at'em. OK so they had this donut school and they had a little class which where you had no power of yourself only getting bossed around and they have a middle class where you have a little power over yourself then the final class is where you have all your control all to your self.

So they had this donut that was a small class and he wanted to become a middle classer so he worked and worked and worked until he got to a middle class which no one ever did before. The big class laughed. And he still worked for twenty hours a day but then he became a big class donut and he gave a speech and went to have some food the wine line and the water line were long so he decided to go in the punch line cause theres no punchline.

sorry

Sorry I haven't wrote on my blog so lets fix it up by a poem and a joke have fun!

My Awesome pokemon team

I have prinplup,staravia,bastiodon,bronzor,and luxray their pretty tough if you ask me.

jokes

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Introducing Squirtle

Welcome to the great blog for kids where your kids can read comics, poetry, and even stories! On special events I'll put up really silly stories and stupid comics (their so stupid your child will laugh). Plus I shouldn't forget my name squirtle the awesome guy see you tomorrow!!!